What Should We Waste Taxpayer Money On.....Oooo Shampoo!

The Legislature here in SC has just been awarded 2 awards from the Spartanburg Libertarian Fund For Useless Retired Politicians. This is a fund i have setup to help pay the retirement for useless politicians, like are in office now, that will no longer have a job when people wise up and start electing Libertarians to get their freedoms back. The fund currently has $2.22 in it, and that is all it will ever have, except for interest earned. That way the politicians of today will have a retirement package for tomorrow. They will each receive $.01 per year for perpetuity after being voted out of office for Libertarian Candidates. This will actually give them back far more than they ever gave us.

The awards they have are "The biggest waste of taxpayer money" and "The stupidest law ever conceived in humanity", and it all comes from the runner up award they won for "The Dumbest Thing that Politicians Have Ever Stuck Their Nose Into". What they have won is a trophy of the Statue Of Liberty shoving her torch up the ass of a Jackass.

This all was a fun thing to think up, but it actually does make me think of doing something like this when this blog hits the big time and some revenue starts coming from it.

Well the reason i said all of that is this. The SC Legislature of Perpetual Stupidity has passed a law that lifted the ban on Salons that stated that anyone who shampooed hair in a salon had to complete 1500 hours of training for a cosmetology license.

Now first, why was this a law ever a law to start with. This was the dumbest law i have ever heard. Why would someone need to go through 1500 hours of training to wash hair. Was there a rogue hair washerer that went around washing peoples hair with nitroglicerin and the peoples head exploded because of this.

Second, how could the politicians ever think of a more wasteful way to uselessly spend our tax money. This was the most blatant waste of spending in political history.

Ridiculous!

So if you would like to see me start these awards, with a ceremony and all, just get everyone you know to check this blog out on a regular basis and click the links on the right of the screen. Clicking on these will generate money over time for this site and will be used for starting up awards and helping with political campaigns, ect.

Viva Liberty!